- Women who don’t block the sun too much are generally sexier than does that do.
- Babies are so cool. Once you make your own you can do whatever heck you want with them!
- I’m so damned high right now… Secretly frying and eating 3 pounds of bacon does that to me.
- It was a very special day, the first time dad gave me the keys to his car so that I could look at the mummified remains of mom in the trunk.
- Curiously, homobbits seem even more gay once they make it to Mordor.
- Yes! It’s only a question of time before Tiger Woods guilts you in to showing him your tits.
- You never want to find pubes in a jar, a straight razor and some bloodied bandages on your bedside table, after a night out.
