2009 – December 18 (All you can eat parsnips)

  • All you can eat parsnips for only $2.99 at Grandma Maggie’s?! Fuck, I missed it.
  • I will be fitting a new fish skin tonight… A 3-pound trout should do it.
  • I had my first Brazilian Wax yesterday and it was scary… At times, I saw by balls at least a foot away from my body!
  • Really, if I had boobs, I would leave the house all the time and try to get free pints down at the pub.
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