2009 – December 26 (Nail gun or ball gag)

  • This Christmas, I didn’t even get a nail gun or ball gag!
  • She never said: “Your penis is like something attached to the turret of a battle tank.” Instead I got: “I’m tired, I’m going to bed now…
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