- At first, I got excited but after some research, I concluded that the market for artificial snot is quite limited.
- A vagina is just like sushi, best eaten fresh… and without using a fork.
- Cooking tip: If you have well-filled spice rack, any of God’s creatures can be turned in to a scrumptious meal.
- I would hate to have a wife or a mistress who is “all legs”.
