2009 – December 28 (Market for artificial snot)

  • At first, I got excited but after some research, I concluded that the market for artificial snot is quite limited.
  • A vagina is just like sushi, best eaten fresh… and without using a fork.
  • Cooking tip: If you have well-filled spice rack, any of God’s creatures can be turned in to a scrumptious meal.
  • I would hate to have a wife or a mistress who is “all legs”.
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