- Tiger Woods 10 – Jesse James 7. Score to be refreshed every Thursday.
- I’m sorry; a +30 lbs. turkey is not cool. Any bird, of any species that size, should not be sustenance but mowing your lawn.
- The risk of spontaneous human combustion increases dramatically if you swim in jet fuel or wear grandma’s wig.
- Recently, my whole life has revolved around pork chops. I eat and wear them… Sometimes I even make sweet love to one of them.
