2010 – April 1 (Score to be refreshed)

  • Tiger Woods 10 – Jesse James 7. Score to be refreshed every Thursday.
  • I’m sorry; a +30 lbs. turkey is not cool. Any bird, of any species that size, should not be sustenance but mowing your lawn.
  • The risk of spontaneous human combustion increases dramatically if you swim in jet fuel or wear grandma’s wig.
  • Recently, my whole life has revolved around pork chops. I eat and wear them… Sometimes I even make sweet love to one of them.
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