2010 – April 18 (My New Age neighbour)

  • I’m a Pisces… According to my New Age neighbour, I’m ‘artistic’ and ‘caring’. I could totally be that, as long as it involves her tits.
  • I have more people queued up to be my “friend” on Facebook than I have Twitter followers. The difference? I would never stab any of you…
  • The secret to a long-lasting marriage is mutual respect! You ignore her penis remarks and she doesn’t ask you about her dumb-ass outfits.
  • I went to a costume party last night; as a ninja. No idea how I got home, why my ass is hurting, and why I’m wearing a cheerleader outfit.
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