2010 – April 29 (People’s World’s Most Beautiful People list)
- Julia Roberts tops People’s World’s Most Beautiful People list. Really? She hasn’t looked beautiful since she stood next to Lyle Lovett.
- “Honeybuns, I wouldn’t mind very much if you cuffed my buttocks a little bit”. Savage animalistic lust – there’s nothing like it.
- “Your ample cleavage didn’t distract me from the skunky scrimp cocktail you just served me a skip-roping challenge? Ok, let’s do this!”
- My neighbour is in his garage using a blowtorch to burn crap off the lawnmower. I offered to help him by playing the banjo.
- Imagine all the data that could be mined from tweets: most popular Jonas brother, favourite Bieber song, who is doing whose mom etc.
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