2010 – August 10 (Throw a kitten in to a wood chipper)
- I think I would be in less trouble if my wife saw me throw a kitten in to a wood chipper than if she found my Twitter account.
- Looking back at my wedding, what I regret most is not having any Imperial Stormtroopers. Oh, yeah, and doubts.
- Touching myself with my favourite oval watercolour wash brush because I can, and because I’m drunk. Thinking of you - and you are sooo soft.
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