- I think I would be in less trouble if my wife saw me throw a kitten in to a wood chipper than if she found my Twitter account.
- Looking back at my wedding, what I regret most is not having any Imperial Stormtroopers. Oh, yeah, and doubts.
- Touching myself with my favourite oval watercolour wash brush because I can, and because I’m drunk. Thinking of you - and you are sooo soft.
