2010 – August 11 (Cutting out McDonald’s from my diet)

  • Cutting out McDonald’s from my diet has saved me 18 rolls of toilet paper and thus, one trip to Walmart. Can’t argue with those results.
  • News of the WTF: A priest in a nearby parish was ‘relocated’ instead of given a medal for having sexual relations with a 71-year-old widow.
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