2010 – August 13 (Let’s invade France)
- I’m in the mood for some cognac to go with this beer and other cognac. Let’s invade France! Who’s with me?
- Is analog porn dead? I think so… Tapping in to your neighbour’s Wi-Fi is the new ‘lifting’ a Hustler magazine at the gas station.
- I just realized that I have more than a few lesbian followers. If I were 13, I would right now be praying for a confusing Jacuzzi miracle.
- A lipstick that expands to the size of zucchini at lip contact would make for the most amazing gag gift ever. I’d buy it.
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