- I wish it were okay for a guy to carry a purse because there is only so much banana bread that I can fit in my wallet.
- “Experience? Well, last night I tore down a neighbour’s gazebo. Using only my front teeth. While on a Tequila rage.” HR people = humourless.
- Tip! The longer you are married the more difficult it will be to fit her body in to a suitcase.
