2010 – August 20 (When you get home from poker)
- Tip! When you get home from poker and your wife asks you: “Have you been smoking?” Wrong answer: “NOooooo”. Right answer: “I won 600 bucks!
- When I married my wife, wine didn’t come in boxes. Now, that’s true love!
- Yes, I did once buy a guitar case to carry around to make my man-salami appear 2 inches bigger to the ladies. #FridayConfessions
- Trim the hedges so I can see down in to the neighbour’s pool, and making my wife believe it was an accident… Bucket list #4 ☑
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