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- I love some of you people! Some of you people I read falling asleep at night… Heck, 2 or 3 of you I would trust to babysit my kids. Nite’!
- What if I wake her up with a drunken back rub at 4:30am while whispering awesome South Park quotes in her ear – win or not? Ladies?
- My Twitter friends, if you saw what I’m holding upright between my thighs, you would be all over it. Yes, a bottle of Grey Goose.