2010 – August 26 (Spicy chicken wings and a cold beer)

  • This morning I tried something called “cereal”. Heard of it? Let me tell you, it’s not half-bad with spicy chicken wings and a cold beer.
  • Wow! This whole being up early is neat; it’s like daytime but sooner! Huh! The birds… they sound, you know, pretty! It’s all a bit scary.
  • The 5-year-old woke me up at 7:00am by hitting me with a tambourine. He’s crying because now it’s broken. Related: Morning wood.
  • My wife is grateful that I never pee on the toilet seats. I’m grateful that she is a neat freak when it comes to sinks.
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