- This morning I tried something called “cereal”. Heard of it? Let me tell you, it’s not half-bad with spicy chicken wings and a cold beer.
- Wow! This whole being up early is neat; it’s like daytime but sooner! Huh! The birds… they sound, you know, pretty! It’s all a bit scary.
- The 5-year-old woke me up at 7:00am by hitting me with a tambourine. He’s crying because now it’s broken. Related: Morning wood.
- My wife is grateful that I never pee on the toilet seats. I’m grateful that she is a neat freak when it comes to sinks.
