2010 – August 29 (Fart near a trained cadaver dog)

  • Tip! You cannot sneak a beer fart near a trained cadaver dog even when he is at play in a dog run. Awkward! Trust me.
  • Thanks people! I am home and I have a beer. Supposedly, I am the first non-grandma to slip (somersault…) in the tunnel behind the falls.
  • To score the good stuff… When a doctor asks you, “How’s the pain?” Wrong: I’ll live. Right: I want my mommy! This dum-dum knows that now.
  • I fractured a heel behind the Horseshoe Falls in Niagara. Not an euphemism. Sitting in the hotel and waiting to go home to my beer fridge.
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