- Thanks! My boy is doing better and now insists on eating and throwing up Frosted Flakes only. Yes, Tony the Tiger stinks, and is dead to me.
- My son has a fever and keeps waking up… I whisper, “Shhh, it’s ok… This is what happens when you don’t clean you room.” It works.
- “Doing it old-school” is what your mom used to do… Not cool! Especially, when it involved the rectal thermometer.
- Getting tonight’s ticket would have hurt less had it featured boobs pressed to my side window before she got back in to the patrol car.
