2010 – August 3 (Eating and throwing up)

  • Thanks! My boy is doing better and now insists on eating and throwing up Frosted Flakes only. Yes, Tony the Tiger stinks, and is dead to me.
  • My son has a fever and keeps waking up… I whisper, “Shhh, it’s ok… This is what happens when you don’t clean you room.” It works.
  • “Doing it old-school” is what your mom used to do… Not cool! Especially, when it involved the rectal thermometer.
  • Getting tonight’s ticket would have hurt less had it featured boobs pressed to my side window before she got back in to the patrol car.
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