2010 – August 4 (New boyfriend does gymnastics)

Posted on August 4, 2010 by Beerhaze

  • My daughter’s new boyfriend does gymnastics, so I figure pushing him down the stairs is pointless as he’s probably flexible… and gay.
  • We buried a frog in the backyard today to give the Easter Bunny something to feast upon. The kids cried and cried… Yeah, I know: a frog!
  • I wouldn’t say I’m sexually “frustrated” but you know squirrels at first snow? Yeah, that…
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