2010 – August 9 (Sweat dripping down your back)

  • You know you have overindulged on strawberry daiquiris when humming birds gather to feast on the sweat dripping down your back.
  • Shooting squirrels off your tree with a nail gun seems to get people more worked up than when using an actual gun. People are crazy.
  • I’ve never seen a ghost but this one time on a train in Italy, I walked in on a woman shaving her shoulders. That was scary too.
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