- You know you have overindulged on strawberry daiquiris when humming birds gather to feast on the sweat dripping down your back.
- Shooting squirrels off your tree with a nail gun seems to get people more worked up than when using an actual gun. People are crazy.
- I’ve never seen a ghost but this one time on a train in Italy, I walked in on a woman shaving her shoulders. That was scary too.
