- Snow… Puppy has been digging the same spot for 3 days despite my cussin’ and threats. Today, he comes out with his Frisbee. #CookingSteak
- My daughter wants an iPhone for Christmas… Thought about it – could happen! I might also go camping in a leper colony. So, No! Not really.
- Tip! When your wife calls you from the airport, “Did you miss me?” Wrong answer: “What!?” Right answer: “I made us fondue, in the nude!”
- Drove by the rink and stopped to see the game in progress. I didn’t realize it was women’s hockey until I noticed all the toothy smiles.
