2010 – December 12 (Been drinking pineapple juice)

  • I have been drinking pineapple juice for over a month now… It’s bull crap! Also, always thirsty as hell!
  • I think I just dislocated a shoulder and sprained my man-meat… Related: Firing up Wii Fit to show my 5-year-old what a push-up looks like.
  • Canadian problem: My wife won’t let me buy a snow blower. And it’s for her!
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