2010 – December 19 (Survivor Nicaragua finale)

  • Survivor Nicaragua finale is on tonight and my wife is so excited! Me too, I’m not sure if I’m logging on to CrazyDrunkenBitches or Tumblr!
  • Wife: “Neighbours say you got drunk last night and had sex with an elf in the backyard!” An actual elf? Coooool! Wife: “No! By yourself!” Oh.
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