2010 – December 21 (Puerto Rican grows his sideburns)

  • Whenever ‘Feliz Navidad’ is played, a Puerto Rican grows his sideburns.
  • Santa, I would prefer to be known as that ‘nice family man that juggles fruit’, instead of that ‘beast that’s hung like a donkey’. Thanks.
  • My dog threw up a Christmas ornament… I’m so disappointed in him! That glittery Santa would have looked awesome coming out au naturel.
  • When doing a good job, he deserves a raise, a slap on the back or a woman’s thighs to muffle the cries of the kids locked up in the attic.
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