- Holy crap! I’m drunk… I hope to catch up with stars before you think I’m a stuck up, self-centered prick. I’m not… just drunk and drunk.
- I have to say, you crazy bunch of misfits that I follow got me though this Christmas. Love you! @Favstar dude(s) – do what you do. It works!
- Have two nurse followers… and a priest that unfollowed me (but probably reads me anyway). Peeing green and my shoulder hurts… Am I okay?
