2010 – December 5 (Original pick-up lines)

  • “Raven beard, I have chosen you as my wench for the evening. Here’s a shiny quarter – buy gum!” Pfftt! Original pick-up lines don’t work.
  • I went to church today – can you believe it? A christening. Scary priest. Exhausted. I must have clenched my butt cheeks for over two hours.
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