2010 – February 1 (Living as a hot woman)
- Living as a hot woman for a few months would be cool if I knew I wouldn’t lose my mind and try to finger fuck every lesbian in the country.
- Twitter retweets have affected me! Now, even I think it would be cool to see the Jonas Brothers live the rest of their lives in my dungeon.
- Bulimia is even more tragic when it happens after you drink 18-year-old single malts down at the pub.
- Going from modelling to acting takes time and hard work. Most agents suggest dating producers to build up a tolerance against rug burns.
- Titles you can live without: (a) The rambunctious wild bore fellater of Northern Vietnam. (b) Apple fan boy.
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