- I am so proud of my 4-year-old son! Yesterday, he questioned the hideous lies about Santa, the Tooth Fairy and Norton Internet Security.
- Local TV talked to a guy who has seen Avatar 26 times… The dumbass clearly didn’t know he could also find blue nipples in German S&M porn.
- One thing is for sure, you will not make it to hell in a toboggan.
- Secret me: I collect avatars of motivational coaches and SEO specialists, and then I email them to prison inmates, as masturbation material.
