2010 – February 11 (Banning crappy ass-tattoos)

  • We could make the world a more beautiful place by banning crappy ass-tattoos of butterflies, roses and over-exploited comic book characters.
  • The most impressive thing about Elvis Presley is that he spent all his earnings from Hound Dog on bananas, peanut butter and ammunition.
  • There is nothing like parasailing, snorkeling and golfing on Hawaii because there are so many coconuts for wives to sit and keep busy on.
  • Pro Tip: A dead parrot is much cheaper to buy and maintain, and as decorative as a live one.
  • The tech industry failed me… Zipping back 25 years I would instead have focused on real skills, such as plumbing, plastering or hooking.
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