- Michael Moore just drove in to the side of our house. I guess I shouldn’t have played around with that vial of Easter Bunny pheromones, eh?
- I think everyone on Twitter should get together and buy Ashton Kutcher a luge kit. Just saying…
- The only thing worse than an old girlfriend with new boobs, is a new girlfriend with a penis.
- I’m not ashamed to admit it: I cried during the opening ceremonies last night, while trying to neuter myself with a broken Bryan Adams CD.
