2010 – February 13 (Vial of Easter Bunny pheromones)

  • Michael Moore just drove in to the side of our house. I guess I shouldn’t have played around with that vial of Easter Bunny pheromones, eh?
  • I think everyone on Twitter should get together and buy Ashton Kutcher a luge kit. Just saying…
  • The only thing worse than an old girlfriend with new boobs, is a new girlfriend with a penis.
  • I’m not ashamed to admit it: I cried during the opening ceremonies last night, while trying to neuter myself with a broken Bryan Adams CD.
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