- Tell you one thing about these Olympics: Nothing amazes me more than when all those young snowboarders hit the bongs.
- I was all misty-eyed when driving my son to kindergarten this morning; we saw a hobo catching snowflakes in the crack of his ass. Beautiful!
- Hey, it’s confirmed: It’s so much easier to pierce your own nipples if you have man-boobs!
- Sorry for any late DM replies… I went Paula Abdul on two quarts of Vodka yesterday afternoon, and just recovered an hour ago.
- Watch NASCAR or masturbate with barbed wire? Oh, choices… choices…
- I just had a cup of Joe, and I have to say, he is less bitter as soup.
