2010 – February 17 (Young snowboarders hit the bongs)

  • Tell you one thing about these Olympics: Nothing amazes me more than when all those young snowboarders hit the bongs.
  • I was all misty-eyed when driving my son to kindergarten this morning; we saw a hobo catching snowflakes in the crack of his ass. Beautiful!
  • Hey, it’s confirmed: It’s so much easier to pierce your own nipples if you have man-boobs!
  • Sorry for any late DM replies… I went Paula Abdul on two quarts of Vodka yesterday afternoon, and just recovered an hour ago.
  • Watch NASCAR or masturbate with barbed wire? Oh, choices… choices…
  • I just had a cup of Joe, and I have to say, he is less bitter as soup.
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