2010 – February 18 (Joining the Boy Scouts)

  • Ok, I came to Twitter in late November and have seen less lady-box than when joining the Boy Scouts in grade 3. What am I doing wrong?
  • Tiger… Yes, the Olympics are on but these are the Winter Olympics… Hold your press conference during a real distraction – like WWIII.
  • I love the name Caligula so much that I consider buying a Rottweiler, or adopting and re-baptizing an Italian bobsledder.
  • A match made in heaven: You have $5.00. She has Christmas ornaments in her hair and fishnet stockings tattooed on her legs.
  • Selling curling to the masses must be as difficult as selling Dora the Explorer cakes with dildos on top.
  • I apologize if your grandma fell down the stairs… God was busy watching me masturbate.
Share
This entry was posted in Tweets. Bookmark the permalink.

Leave a Reply

Your email address will not be published. Required fields are marked *

* Copy This Password *

* Type Or Paste Password Here *

You may use these HTML tags and attributes: <a href="" title=""> <abbr title=""> <acronym title=""> <b> <blockquote cite=""> <cite> <code> <del datetime=""> <em> <i> <q cite=""> <strike> <strong>