2010 – January 26 (Apple’s upcoming tablet)
- Apple’s upcoming tablet will have a screen big enough to hold your jumbo latte while you get your work done on a real computer… Sweet!
- Soon Apple is to reveal another gadget that could have a much better battery life!
- Wouldn’t it be ever so embarrassing to have your wife find you by the computer, beating off to Mythbusters videos on YouTube?
- If I ever get bored, I promise to hang around an elementary school dressed as Errol Flynn in Robin Hood, and wait for police brutality.
- In addition to a warning message… Why don’t laser pointers have a message that say: “Told you so!” written in Braille?
- Shaving with a belt sander always results in hospital food.
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