- Sex doesn’t do it for me anymore, unless I also get a piece of fried chicken and a cold beer.
- Just imagine, had I invented shoes, I would now be more popular than George Clooney.
- It’s Friday night and I’m again killing more beers than ninjas. Obvisouly…
- A vagina is just like a rose, except it doesn’t smell anything like it and it’s slippery to the touch.
- Another good reason to see the movie: An Avatar can give you a piggyback ride home from the pub… a Smurf cannot.
- “It’s will be a full moon tonight and my balls are already itching something awful!” Another line we sadly won’t hear in Twilight Eclipse.
- For my birthday next month, I hope to get a flight to Hollywood, a bottle of Talisker whisky and a flamethrower.
- Hide it well because I will do funky things with your electrical toothbrush if the opportunity presents itself.
