2010 – July 10 (Sunburned in my mullet-free areas)

  • After today, my 5-year-old will be able to make it 8 feet in the pool. I did end up getting sunburned in my mullet-free areas. Worth it.
  • I wonder what the Olsen twins didn’t eat for breakfast this morning?
  • You could break a dinner plate on the thing stirring in my pants right now.
  • I starred a German tweet even though I could only understand the words ‘aaauw’ and ‘fisting’. I figured she knew what she was talking about.
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