2010 – July 16 (5-year-old to pee standing up)

  • I finally got my 5-year-old to pee standing up! However, until he gets his aim right – many trips to the bathrooms at McDonald’s.
  • Apple is giving away cases because of iPhone 4′s weak signal strengths. That’s like Toyota solving break problems with free umbrellas.
  • Making sushi tonight… Riesling and Sake… Yes, if I play my cards right, she will be saying ‘thank you for all the hard work’ in bondage.
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