- The lawn was mowed finally and it was a hot and painful venture. All things considering, I think my wife did an okay job.
- Walked in to Walmart for a garden hose – walked out with toilet paper and fishing lures. Yes, I got distracted by all the skin disorders.
- Luckily, size isn’t everything to all women – being able to make a great, fluffy, omelette is nice too. Related: I suck at all omelettes.
