2010 – July 21 (Leaves anything on your pants )

  • If the stripper leaves anything on your pants after a lap dance, it’s no longer technically a “dance”, okay? Write that down.
  • So many stars… It’s like I’m Harry Potter and the wand just exploded in my pants, except that my “wand” is a piece of firewood. Thanks!
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