2010 – July 25 (Traffic lights looked so pretty)

  • I rode the short bus tonight! Ok, it was to a volunteer dinner but I have to say, those traffic lights looked so pretty from inside the bus.
  • Steve or Emma, sorry for throwing up at the tweetup – your ass crack or lady-box had nothing to do with it. Tequila… #WhenDMsGoWrong
  • You write a great tweet but forget the possessive noun – the most important part! Your balls shrink in panic and you need vodka. Yeah, that. 
  • I started, and was kicked out of, yoga classes on the same day. “You stay on your own damned mat, freak!” is just a money-grab excuse, right?
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