2010 – July 27 (Batteries in my electrical dog collar )

  • Being a “nice daddy” today and not barking at the kids. Related: Wife put fresh batteries in my electrical dog collar this morningzzzzhs.
  • I always wear a hazmat suit when I shoot a clown – that’s how I parole.
  • People, today, I met and chatted up a super-hot stripper at Walmart. Sorry, there’s no punch line – I’m still too shocked to write one.
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