- Katarina Witt: As hot as when doing my military service during the 1988 Olympics. She could still crack a coconut with her thighs. Mmm!
- Fine! I have a ‘thing’ for red bras. Beige bras? Not so much… I’m sorry, it’s not sexy to me unless it is masks my nosebleeds.
- “My boyfriend is afraid of you, daddy.” Me: “I’m afraid for him to, hunny.” “He’s nice and funny!” Me: “Ok, I’ll follow him on Twitter too.”
