2010 – July 6 (Since discovering girlie bits)
- I’m watching two of my duplicate Jehovah tweets battle it out on Favstar. I haven’t been this excited since discovering girlie bits.
- There are no Jehovah’s Witnesses in China and there is lead paint on everything. Think about it.
- Tip! For fewer teary-eyed toddlers at the next birthday party – hire your clown based on smell only.
- The Gospel of Thor! Yes, for that I would open the Bible.
- I’m taking a break if my latest Favstar tweet stalls under 30 – again! Besides, we are all winners on Chatroulette.
This entry was posted in Tweets
. Bookmark the permalink
You might also likeclose
- Thursday, 08/03/2012 11:23 PM
- Wednesday, 07/03/2012 11:23 PM