- I’m watching two of my duplicate Jehovah tweets battle it out on Favstar. I haven’t been this excited since discovering girlie bits.
- There are no Jehovah’s Witnesses in China and there is lead paint on everything. Think about it.
- Tip! For fewer teary-eyed toddlers at the next birthday party – hire your clown based on smell only.
- The Gospel of Thor! Yes, for that I would open the Bible.
- I’m taking a break if my latest Favstar tweet stalls under 30 – again! Besides, we are all winners on Chatroulette.
