2010 – July 6 (Since discovering girlie bits)

  • I’m watching two of my duplicate Jehovah tweets battle it out on Favstar. I haven’t been this excited since discovering girlie bits.
  • There are no Jehovah’s Witnesses in China and there is lead paint on everything. Think about it.
  • Tip! For fewer teary-eyed toddlers at the next birthday party – hire your clown based on smell only.
  • The Gospel of Thor! Yes, for that I would open the Bible.
  • I’m taking a break if my latest Favstar tweet stalls under 30 – again! Besides, we are all winners on Chatroulette.
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