- I have never been affected by Bieber Fever but as a teen I once had the shits for 10 straight days. That was pretty painful too.
- Always treat her nice. The only other way to keep your woman around forever is embalming. – Dalai Beerhaze
- No, a new lawnmower, no matter how high-end, is not a romantic gift but is should free up more time for her laundry.
- “Who’s your daddy?” is not a turn-on for my wife because Alzheimer’s runs in my family. Related: Norway.
- CNN: 5,500-year-old, size-5, leather shoe found in an Armenian cave. They aren’t sure if it belonged to a woman or a man with a small penis.
