- Ladies, penis size is not everything! I also cook. You kill and skin it – I make a romantic dinner… That should even things out, right?
- “Circumcised” and “Mango-Crickets” in the same tweet on Favstar – censored or not? I’m running out of beer! Pointers anyone?
- A follower DM’d me, saying that “my problem” is that my tweets are waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too long! Yeah, “too long” is a new one – can’t process!
- Tip: Guys, Botox on your nutsack doesn’t get rid of wrinkles. However, you can score a lot of beer down at the pub with crazy party tricks.
- Before breakfast, my girls repaired a $7.00 umbrella with my main chef’s knife. Before lunch, they were living with carnies.
