2010 – June 20 (Star your most brilliant tweet)

  • If I don’t star your most brilliant tweet in the next few hours, I’m either getting naked or working over-time. Duty calls! Back later…
  • Yeah, Father’s Day at Favstar is much slower than on Mother’s Day. Theory: Estrogens interferes with Wi-Fi and cell phone reception.
  • Common sense will only help you so much because most people are sheep. – Dalai Beerhaze
  • I wore my son’s Pre-Kindergarten foam tie project all day. It says, “Best daddy!” on it. Women love it. I think I’ll wear it all the time.
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