- I’m sick. My wife says it’s a ‘man cold’, which I think means I’m dying. So, polishing of that special Scotch so the mailman won’t get it.
- Bang for the buck: Throwing one firecracker and have all seven of your neighbour’s cats run out in front of an oncoming school bus.
- Ladies, if your imaginations are limited to cucumbers and zucchinis, you should try butter-fried asparagus and crushed walnuts. Mmmm.
