2010 – June 22 (Polishing of that special Scotch)

  • I’m sick. My wife says it’s a ‘man cold’, which I think means I’m dying. So, polishing of that special Scotch so the mailman won’t get it.
  • Bang for the buck: Throwing one firecracker and have all seven of your neighbour’s cats run out in front of an oncoming school bus.
  • Ladies, if your imaginations are limited to cucumbers and zucchinis, you should try butter-fried asparagus and crushed walnuts. Mmmm.
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