- What now?! Is it punctuation or the fact that he’s a clean-shaven and hung Mexican who knows his way around Mojitos?
- I don’t understand what’s going on… Is it #UnfollowMonday? I didn’t get the memo! Not sure how to fix this… I love fucking Jesus?
- At least I have never tied a dolphin to a tree. @RefollowTweet
- Come on! They are just tweets… I love dogs, and my Thai is limited to “Boom boom, yes?” I don’t even smoke – no need to unfollow for that.
- Dog whispering 101: Get close and softly say in Thai, “Behave or I will turn the back of your skull in to a souvenir ashtray.” It works!
- Oh, my god have I ever been sick – Southern Comfort-like sick! If I never got around to thanking you for your #FF, I’ll make it up to you.
