2010 – June 3 (Wearing pantyhose in public)

  • How do you guys signal ‘perfectly hetro’ when wearing pantyhose in public? Do you fold your salami to the left or the right?
  • It only took the biggest environmental disaster in history to distract us from the bulge in Tiger Woods’ neck and pants. Well played, Jesus!
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