2010 – June 30 (My wife’s menstrual cycle)

  • The main problem with my wife’s menstrual cycle is that she never gets on it in anger and bikes away a few pounds off her ass.
  • My wife has just ordered me to go down on her dishes or I won’t be getting in to the sweets. Back in a jiffy!
  • I hope to one day be able to afford a fur coat made out of 100% genuine South American soccer players.
  • Son: “Daddy, am I a bathted?” Me: “No! Mommy and daddy made you on the downstairs shag carpet.” Son: “…” Me: “What are you asking again?”
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