I Feng shui’d my wife after she passed out on the couch. That stuff really works! I feel so much less tense and frustrated now.
- As a dude, I have never had a period but I did eat an authentic bean burrito once – scary shit!
- Live & learn: There’s a huge difference between ‘Pilates’ and ‘Pirates’ instruction. My new $300 eye patch is pretty cool though – arrgh!
- Why make buxom pharmacy cashiers cry? If a sunscreen of SPF 60 is not “enough for you”, reapply every hour, or wear chainmail, dumbass!