2010 – March 10 (Leave a woman unconscious)

  • It’s very gratifying to leave a woman unconscious in bed, and not because she repeatedly hit her head on the headboard.
  • I like a woman’s handshake to be confident and firm - preferably with my balls cupped in her other hand.
  • To make it even more exciting, I drink Tequila, then I shave my balls with a straight razor… while standing on top of a soccer ball.
  • My safe word is “Antitransubstantiationalist” but I only use it when dealing with catholic priests.
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