2010 – March 16 (He drinks his own bath water)
- I think Donald Trump is so full of himself; he drinks his own bath water.
- My son, Damian, always sleeps with Build-a-bears, Elmos of all sizes, and an old sock (which he believes is a dead pigeon) – it’s so cute!
- If you DM me “I help people create financial independence through network marketing. Let us meet.” It had better also involve tits!
- Sitting on the coach with my Snuggie, eating All-Bran Flakes and watching Regis and Kelly on TiVo. Just kidding! Watching trout porn.
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